| Message BoardOn Mon Apr 29 20:20:19 2024 Joe Voyticky wrote:A few owners have questioned my recent trade with Mike. Well, last Friday in "Recent News for my Team" I happened across this: "Mason Miller working on balking problem." "Hmm," I thought. So I read further. "Mason Miller has been having an issue coming to a set position prior to deliver a pitch due to an overwhelming need to scratch his genital region. A's pitching coach Scott Emerson said: 'Look, it is an unusual situation. Mason spent some time with Trevor Bauer in Mexico and suddenly he had an issue...down there. We've tried all of the available remedies but to no avail. He's a pro, he'll figure it out." When asked about the itch, Miller said, "Fu@k'n Bauer, I always wondered why he twitched so much on the mound. Hey, it's a problem, it's an itch: it must be scratched."
On Mon Apr 29 18:45:12 2024 Josh Steinberg wrote:Torkelson turned it on in the 2nd half last year. Feel free to trade him to us around July 1.
On Sun Apr 28 09:35:37 2024 Joe Voyticky wrote:If anyone is passing through Detroit; please let Mr. Torkelson know that the season has, in fact, started.
On Sun Apr 28 09:32:40 2024 Joe Voyticky wrote:My team batting average is .222 - I was under the mistaken impression that I was drafting professional hitters….uggh
On Sat Apr 27 05:55:26 2024 Josh Steinberg wrote:Why haven't we slipped from 1st place? Because of Emerson HanCOCK
On Mon Apr 15 07:04:35 2024 Joe Voyticky wrote:You get what you pay for. He’s probably 65.
On Mon Apr 15 03:05:34 2024 Erik Engquist wrote:There's a reason Moncada went for 30 cents or whatever you paid, Joe! He's been hurt ever since his 25-HR season.
On Sun Apr 14 23:24:51 2024 Rich Sapinski wrote:Changing ny name to: "Holeee FuK and Soroka"
On Sun Apr 14 12:14:02 2024 Tim Schell wrote:Seems like Moncada is a poor fit for your team. Perhaps his medical status is better aligned with Rich Sapinski’s roster, “The Rehabbers.”
On Thu Apr 11 14:28:22 2024 Joe Voyticky wrote:It is nice to see things getting back to normal. Lorin in 1st and my team beginning its inevitable string of absurd injuries. To wit: I give you Yoan Moncanda. Mocanda's surprising start to the season has been interupted by a strained groin. Nothing unusual about a player straining a groin, you say. Well, it is odd that a 28 year old professional athlete running from 1st to 2nd would "strain" his groin and is expected to miss 3-6 months!! What the heck did he do??? This is not Bo Jackson being dragged down by a linebacker... its a professional athlete running (not too fast) to 2nd base in April...COOOOOOCCCK.
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Fri May 10 | 16:51 | Kevin Kiermaier, George Springer Both Out Sick Friday | Fri May 10 | 09:10 | Jon Singleton Strengthening Hold On First Base Duties | Thu May 9 | 21:55 | Ryan Pressly Returns From Back Issue | Thu May 9 | 00:36 | Chris Sale Fans 10 In Fourth Straight Win | Wed May 8 | 20:09 | Ryan Pressly Dealing With Sore Back | Wed May 8 | 16:17 | Max Scherzer Shut Down For A Few Days | Wed May 8 | 13:19 | Rangers Acquire Robbie Grossman From White Sox | Wed May 8 | 12:13 | Salvador Perez Getting A Day Off Wednesday | Wed May 8 | 08:44 | Jurickson Profar Homers, Continues Offensive Surge | Wed May 8 | 00:39 | Justin Verlander Allows Three Home Runs Tuesday | Tue May 7 | 21:40 | Marcus Semien Racks Up Season-High Five RBI | Tue May 7 | 19:23 | Drew Smyly, Jordan Wicks Throwing Bullpens Tuesday | Tue May 7 | 14:30 | No Timetable For Jose Abreu's MLB Return | Tue May 7 | 00:43 | Caleb Thielbar Earns Third Save Of Season Monday | Tue May 7 | 00:18 | Yu Darvish Pitches Five Scoreless In Monday's Win | Mon May 6 | 21:36 | Jose Ramirez Breaking Out Of Slump | Mon May 6 | 17:27 | Manny Machado Not Playing Against Cubs | Mon May 6 | 12:54 | Max Scherzer Still In A Holding Pattern | Mon May 6 | 12:03 | James Paxton Records Fourth Win On Sunday | Sun May 5 | 09:21 | Kevin Gausman Earns Second Win Of The Season |
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